2. The Woman Who Thinks Life Is A Romantic Comedy
This is the woman who thinks your relationship isn’t working unless you’re standing outside her window with a boom box or surprising her with a first edition of her favorite childhood book at regular 3 month intervals. She doesn’t understand that life isn’t like the movies, and she seems incapable of seeing the romance in the small moments and quotidien gestures you do to show her you care.
People follow bullets and numbers better than paragraphs, so here goes my thoughts in list form:
- If you know you don’t wanna wife up a girl, why do the extra stuff?
- Why try to woo her, and GET her to fall for you?
- When you know you don’t want something more, why do you let your words and mainly actions suggest otherwise?
- Are you incapable of being real with someone?
- Do you get this sick pleasure in leading women on?
- Were you just horny and at the point where you would say anything to get some “attention”?
